
I heard through the astronomy grapevine that there was a meteor shower over parts of North America this weekend. Meteor showers are great for kids because it strikes fear in their tiny, underdeveloped hearts. In my opinion, there is nothing more adorable in the entire universe than a dozen kids running around a field screaming, crying and trampling each other for fear of their lives. You would think that they would be too scared to sleep, but all that spastic panicking really tuckers the little guys out.
Dude, I clicked on the link for the 'Wicked Laser Pointer' up there. They have a laser pointer that's $500! It shoots 50 miles. I need it.
Oh yeah, you are a sick and demented idiot.