Astronomy Picture of the Day!

Today nerd channel told me that scientist are stumped because they found a pair of things out in space that aren't planets and aren't stars. They're something in between or something and there's a pair of em hanging out. Right now they're calling them 'Planemos' or something (working title name hopefully. planemos?) Anyway they're acting weird so astrononerds are all geek bonered on them twins. Two big round matching twin globes. I wonder why they're so excited...

Anyway to get more info on the discovery-- a top scientist telephoned the King of Saturn to get his thoughts on planemos.

Here's how the conversation went:

(ring ring)

(click)

Alien music blares loud in the background.

King of Saturn: OK! I got it!... Yes! I said I got it!.... I GOT IT! IT'S GOT!

Earth Scientist: Hello?

King of Saturn: What?

Earth Scientist: Sir?

King of Saturn: ...No honey, I don't know who it is yet because I haven't said hello yet! How could I know who it is if I haven't had a chance to say f**kin hello!...

Earth Scientist: Hello? Honorable King of...

King of Saturn: ... I told you! We're not getting called ID!

Earth Scientist: Excuse me... Sir King.... sir?

King of Saturn: Because I don't f**king like caller ID! I like surprises! Caller ID spoils the surprise!

Earth Scientist: Sir... ?

King of Saturn: BECAUSE I'M THE THE MOTHER f**k KING! THAT'S WHY!

Earth Scientist. Honora...

King of Saturn: BECAUSE KINGS LIKE SURPRISES!

Earth Scientist: Honorab...

King of Saturn: No! I still don't know who's on the phone because I've been talking to you since I picked it up!

Earth Scientist: Maybe we shoul...

King of Saturn: ...I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU! IF I WANTED TO YELL THIS IS YELLING! YELLING NOW!!!! SEE!!!! YOU GOT ME YELLING!!!!

Earth Scientist: Please sir. I'd like to talk to you about the recently discovered...

King of Saturn: OK! Ok! Fine! I'll find out who the f**k it is!!... Who is this?!

Earth Scientist: Me?

King of Saturn: Whoever the f**k you are! Yes! Hell the f**k oh! You got thirty seconds...

Earth Scientist: Umm.. Yes. (achem) Greetings your grand royal highness...

King of Saturn: Time's ticking, chubs. The What? The Why? And The How Much? Let's go. Now it's twenty seconds...

Earth Scientist: Well sir we're calling for scientific reasons. We wanted to get your opinion on...

King of Saturn: Oh s**t hold on.... YES! It's an science f**k!... From Earth!! From Earth, right?

Earth Scientist: Yes sir.

King of Saturn: From Earth!!

Earth Scientist: Correct...

King of Saturn: No I haven't gotten his name!...uch... What's your name, douche?

Earth Scientist: Ummm...Sheldon, sir.

King of Saturn: ...His name is Sheldon!

Earth Scientist: Sir if we could...

King of Saturn: SHELDON!.... SHEL....DON! DAMN IT! WHAT THE f**k DIFFERENCE IS HIS f**kIN NAME!

Earth Scientist: Honorable sir... If I could....

King of Saturn: Ooh, hey robot! Is that shrimp you got there?...

Earth Scientist: I...

King of Saturn: Well, where you goin with that? Bring it here..

(loud gobbily chewing noises are heard)

Earth Scientist: Sir we can call back... if you...

(more loud gobbily noises are heard)

King of Saturn: Hey Shel?

(more chewing

Earth Scientist: Yes sir...

King of Saturn: Check this out...Ready?

Earth Scientist: Yes sir...

(more chewing)

King of Saturn: a one...a two... and...a thruh

(click)

~tOdd