Astronomy Picture of the Day!
This little retard is supposed to be an astronaut. It looks like whoever fashioned this disaster had a six-pack of beer before hand, judging by the empty plastic rings taped to his chest. What the hell are those things on his boots? Steel wool? I really hope that trophy is supposed to be some sort of scientific instrument which is integral to the costume, because if this little turd won anything with that horrendous outfit then someone must've greased a few palms.
Hey, Astronomer, why don't you stick to astronomy and leave the space program out of this.
I happen to know that that is a very authentic replica of our extra-vehicular-mobility unit. In just over a month's time myself and my Russian simpaticos will be launching a similar unit into the cosmos. So don't make me and my fellow cosmonauts tell you where you can stick those telescopes of yours.
