Astronomy Picture of the Day!

This picture demonstrates very well the hurdles ancient astronomers had to face.  First of all, early astronomers didn't realize that clouds were not astronomical features.  This poor fellow has probably got his telescope trained on a cumulus nimbus and he doesn't even know it.  It is also apparent that this is an early example of a hippy astronomer, as evident by the bong carelessly strewn beneath his rudimentary optical enhancement device.  Another obstacle he must suffer through is that stupid dress.  Astronomers in prehistoric times had to wear women's clothes because the kings hated the astronomers.  Something about Jesus probably.  Jesus always fucked up astronomy.

phoenix on

That's a cool picture.  Where'd you get it? 

Re: "Rudimentary optical enhancement device."  Sometimes I wish I could hear you talk so I could hear a slew of equally big, scientific and somehow simultaneously condescending words come out your mouth.

xzx on

hehe that was awesome. those dresses are prissy.

and it's unfortunate about jesus fucking astrology up.

TwoStripe on
Thank you magic Jesus!